how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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