White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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