office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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