Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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