Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
