Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There r osticjed everywhere
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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