i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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