Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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