Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
