5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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