fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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