He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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