I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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