he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize