Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
She's JV to your varsity
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
is it fun? or sober?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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