would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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