OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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