no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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