just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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