You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Text me some of your sweat
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