yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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