How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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