Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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