i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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