I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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