But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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