I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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