So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Randomize