discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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