i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i can't believe i had my finger in that
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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