Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just had sex on a roof
I got inside last night via doggy door
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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