she was so not down for the gang bang
It's Friday. Sex?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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