Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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