Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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