You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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