so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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