I'm jealous of your bromance
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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