i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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