I CAN MOONWALK!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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