In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize