Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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