I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
All the doctor said was why
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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