Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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