im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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