my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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