i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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