you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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