I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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