I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
