you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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