people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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