As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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