at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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