Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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