I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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