I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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