I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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