White coat. Heels.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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