I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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